Once upon a time a few years back I created an amusing variant of the Lord’s Prayer based around the idea of coffee. After a recent discussion with my good friend Ant, I resurrected it and am bringing it back to life from my old and mostly dead WordPress account. So without further ado, enjoy!
So I managed to spark a little bit of amusement among my friends the other day, by adapting the lords prayer into a prayer about Coffee. Now to those of you that know me, and even those of you that have read anything of this Blog, will know that I have a complete love affair with coffee. I adore it down to the last little bit of grounds in my cups. The flavors and the aroma’s. The joy of Coffee. But without further ado, I present to you The Coffee Prayer.
Our Caffeine who art in coffee
Hallowed be thy Espresso.
Thy milk is steamed and thy cappucino done.
At home as it is in the coffee shop
Give us this day our daily Mocha
And forgive us our coding errors
As we have forgiven those who made errors before.
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from instant coffee.
For yours is the coffee and the caffeine and the taste
For ever and ever
So C³. “Coffee, Coding and Craziness”. So for the sake of Anja, who asked me to write a set of “Commandments” Here goes!
- Respect your beverage, For it contains water for life and caffeine for your brain.
- Take time in your Brewing. Rushing does not help, for a rushed coffee is a bad coffee.
- Have at least one crazy minute daily. Do something different. Something new.
- Write some code. Even it’s only to let the world know you are here. <?php echo “Hello World” ?>
- Be a good friend. Offer coffee to those around you. If you are making some, you could at least share.
- Expand your Cup. Pick up new skills, learn new things, TRY Different Coffees
- Bitter or Sweet, you sup what you make. Even if it’s not right, take joy in what you create.
- Drink to the last drop. Finish what you started.
- Judge not, the choice of Chai Soy Frappucino over Espresso. Some prefer complex, others minimalist. At the end of the day it’s preference.
- Drink not from the cup of another. Don’t be a douche. None of us like Backwash in our drinks.
So there we go. Enjoy your Coffee!